00:00
00:00
kiabahjoe

kiabahjoe's Medals

Search

Total Medals Earned: 433 (From 62 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,160 Points

Effing Worms 2

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)

First Blood 5 Points

Eat something tasty.

Ground Beef 10 Points

Eat 100 cows.

Nyan Bloodbath 10 Points

Eat 200 Nyan Cats.

Space Worm 10 Points

Destroy a UFO.

Terrorist Attack 10 Points

Take down a jumbo jet.

Evolution Complete 25 Points

Fully evolve and beat all the levels.

Killing Machine 25 Points

Get over 100 combo.

Elf Story

Medals Earned: 19/44 (155/500 points)

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 8/12 (60/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Fist Puncher: SoO

Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)

Samurai Slasher 5 Points

Defeat Stabby's 2nd Form

'Nade Nuker 10 Points

Defeat Stabby's 3rd Form

Bot Breaker 25 Points

Defeat Stabby's Final Form

Fists of Fury 50 Points

Defeat the Boss without Losing a Life

GOON: The Game!

Medals Earned: 3/10 (55/215 points)

The Best Offense 5 Points

Block an attack

Ground N Pound 25 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Hunter

Sliced N Iced 25 Points

Let Ross Rhea perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

Neck Pain 5 Points

Let Norris perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

Merciful 10 Points

Let an opponent pass out on his own instead of performing a GOONALITY

Shirt Hurt 10 Points

Let Hunter perform a GOONALITY on Doug Glatt

Take A Dip 10 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Norris

Enforcer 25 Points

Perform all of Doug Glatt's special attack moves

Goon God 50 Points

Defeat all of your opponents

Headhunter 50 Points

Perform a GOONALITY on Ross Rhea

Grandpa's Minigun

Medals Earned: 3/13 (85/475 points)

Win 50 Points

Defeat evil (In classic mode)

Wave Nambo 5 10 Points

Get to wave 5 in endless mode

10 Waves 25 Points

Get to wave 10 in endless mode

Win Extreme 100 Points

Defeat evil without taking damage (In classic mode)

Die a few times (5 times) 5 Points

It's part of the game, you know the drill

Murder Master 50 Points

Kill 1 000 Monsters, damn dude

EXTREME MURDER MASTER 100 Points

Kill 10 000 monsters, whoa

Perfect Minigame 25 Points

Play the minigame without hitting obstacles

Perfect DMG +++ 25 Points

Acquire DMG +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)

Perfect Pierce +++ 25 Points

Acquire PIERCE +++ in the minigame (In classic mode)

ART DESTROYER 5 Points

Destroy the painting

Phone Gamer 5 Points

Try the game out on a phone

Veni Wavi Vici 50 Points

Get to wave 20 in endless mode

GRUNGE

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/310 points)

Junior exterminator 5 Points

Complete THE FRONT LAWN

Grunge Toast devourer 10 Points

Complete THE HOUSE

Deeper 10 Points

Complete THE BASEMENT

Job well done 25 Points

Complete THE PIT

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Stubborn 50 Points

Complete any level without firing your gun

Time flies when you're having GRUNGE 100 Points

Survive for 10 minutes in endless mode

Veteran numbers 100 Points

Accumulate 1000 total kills

Guy Slashing Stuff In the Future

Medals Earned: 3/5 (65/100 points)

Nightcrawler I 5 Points

Get to stage 5

Nightcrawler II 10 Points

Get to stage 10

Nightcrawler III 50 Points

Get to stage 15

Combo Lover 10 Points

You surely love to slash! Get a 10x combo multiplier.

Overpowered 25 Points

Use your shotgun 5 times in a single run.

Human Centipede: The Game

Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)

Reading Rainbow 5 Points

Read through all of the intro and instructions text

Grave Damage 10 Points

Destroy 100 tombstones

Hop A Cop 10 Points

Bypass a cop by moving over him

Nice Aim 25 Points

Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels

Raise The Roofie 25 Points

collect 3 roofies in a single level

Speedy Pedey 25 Points

Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level

Antivenom 50 Points

Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars

Donut Break 50 Points

Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone

Pede Gatherer 50 Points

Achieve 50,000 points

Cop Killa 100 Points

Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value

Pede Master 100 Points

Achieve 100,000 points

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Intruder Combat Training

Medals Earned: 5/7 (325/340 points)

killer 25 Points

Kill 100 enemies

specialist 50 Points

Get 50 headshots

agent 100 Points

Finish all 10 missions

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

adept 5 Points

Kill 10 enemies.

headshot 10 Points

Get 10 headshots